In case you're not keeping up with
Iron-bound Bucket, check out this
recent post. Follow the link, play the audio clip, count the facile rhymes, and shudder. (Sweet mother of God, can we retire the phrase "a whale of a tale?")
But wait, it gets worse! Apparently this
thing has been around since 1992. You can go to
Music Theatre International to listen to clips of twenty-odd tunes from this "show," and request a perfomance license.
Death seems the only desirable sequel for a career like this...